No One Ever Said Ovaries Were Fair
September 19, 2007
So, there’s this woman. She has two kids. She was doing drugs around them, and when the cops tried to bust her for it, she THREW HER BABY AT THEM.
I’m just glad that people like her and Britney Spears were able to reproduce, aren’t you?
“Sorry, mom – I would have snapped his neck, but I had Cheerios crumbs in my Chi.”
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Husband of Said Turkey | September 19, 2007 at 10:00 am
Baby Tossing – It’s the latest craze.
If she really wanted to be creative, she’d have shoved a live grenade in the baby’s diaper before throwing it at the officer.
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Jonathon Morgan | September 23, 2007 at 3:54 pm
She must’ve been totally gone. Everyone knows babies don’t hurt. Or maybe she was hoping to get misidentified as Britney, and absolved of any legal responsibility for being a crazy.
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jiveturkey | September 24, 2007 at 2:47 pm
I dunno – - maybe she had a really POINTY baby. That might hurt.