Comments on: “Don’t Look at the Fat-Ass Losers and Freaks, Look at ME!” http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2008/08/27/dont-look-at-the-fat-ass-losers-and-freaks-look-at-me/ "Oh stewardess! I speak jive." Sun, 15 Nov 2009 15:36:53 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: hills http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2008/08/27/dont-look-at-the-fat-ass-losers-and-freaks-look-at-me/#comment-601 hills Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:55:55 +0000 http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/?p=658#comment-601 So I, uh, finally did this meme. *hangs head in shame* So I, uh, finally did this meme.
*hangs head in shame*

]]> By: Sara http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2008/08/27/dont-look-at-the-fat-ass-losers-and-freaks-look-at-me/#comment-589 Sara Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:13:14 +0000 http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/?p=658#comment-589 Woo-hoo! You added me to your blogroll! I can't even tell you how much joy that brings me. I'm all a-quiver. (I'm hoping you wrote something way more witty on my blog; I can't check it, though; frikkin' IT bastards.) Woo-hoo! You added me to your blogroll! I can’t even tell you how much joy that brings me. I’m all a-quiver. (I’m hoping you wrote something way more witty on my blog; I can’t check it, though; frikkin’ IT bastards.)

]]> By: » Quirktastic! However Absurd: http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2008/08/27/dont-look-at-the-fat-ass-losers-and-freaks-look-at-me/#comment-588 » Quirktastic! However Absurd: Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:35:21 +0000 http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/?p=658#comment-588 [...] I must wear shoes at all times. Like Jive Turkey, I almost always wear shoes or slippers around the house. I don’t really even like to just [...] [...] I must wear shoes at all times. Like Jive Turkey, I almost always wear shoes or slippers around the house. I don’t really even like to just [...]

]]> By: Leah http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2008/08/27/dont-look-at-the-fat-ass-losers-and-freaks-look-at-me/#comment-587 Leah Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:04:40 +0000 http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/?p=658#comment-587 I'm glad you didn't tag me because I'd have a hard time coming up with quirks different from the ones you already wrote about. We differ on the plane thing, though. I do my utmost to avoid looking at the outside of the plane while boarding because GAH, it's so THIN, so FLIMSY, so LITTLE MATERIAL BETWEEN ME AND CERTAIN DOOM. The fact that you like to touch the plane because it reassures you = you are a total freak for sure. I’m glad you didn’t tag me because I’d have a hard time coming up with quirks different from the ones you already wrote about.

We differ on the plane thing, though. I do my utmost to avoid looking at the outside of the plane while boarding because GAH, it’s so THIN, so FLIMSY, so LITTLE MATERIAL BETWEEN ME AND CERTAIN DOOM.

The fact that you like to touch the plane because it reassures you = you are a total freak for sure.

]]> By: Sara http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2008/08/27/dont-look-at-the-fat-ass-losers-and-freaks-look-at-me/#comment-586 Sara Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:41:37 +0000 http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/?p=658#comment-586 Don't you hate pants? (For those of you who don't know where that quote is from, you'll figure it out soon, since quoting from certain shows is one of my quirks, beloved by many, but really hated by most.) I've been writing down quirks to post all day, since for some reason I can get to your blog, JT, and probably everyone else's who posts here but not my own during the day. (This has been going on for weeks, yet I keep trying to connect to it almost daily. Can that be considered a quirk? Am I quirkier than I thought? Can I just keep saying quirk? Perhaps I can use quirk like Smurf, replacing every other word with it. Or not.) Don’t you hate pants? (For those of you who don’t know where that quote is from, you’ll figure it out soon, since quoting from certain shows is one of my quirks, beloved by many, but really hated by most.) I’ve been writing down quirks to post all day, since for some reason I can get to your blog, JT, and probably everyone else’s who posts here but not my own during the day. (This has been going on for weeks, yet I keep trying to connect to it almost daily. Can that be considered a quirk? Am I quirkier than I thought? Can I just keep saying quirk? Perhaps I can use quirk like Smurf, replacing every other word with it. Or not.)

]]> By: jiveturkey http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2008/08/27/dont-look-at-the-fat-ass-losers-and-freaks-look-at-me/#comment-585 jiveturkey Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:04:07 +0000 http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/?p=658#comment-585 Sara: OF COURSE we can share quirks. This is the internet, baby! There are no rules! Free beer for everyone! I'm not wearing any pants! kdiddy: I was all excited when I read that you made it through morning sickness without puking, but the crowded-abdomen no-warning horfing? YIKES. Thank goodness none of you are ever in close physical proximity to me. Also, thanks for the encouraging words about baby puke. And I suppose if my baby's puke DOES contain alcohol and shame, then I have bigger fish to fry. MLE: Let's get together sometime soon and sob uncontrollably. Also, I know every single blessed word to 'Baby Got Back.' Are you me? But in convenient Denver form? Shelli: Sack up and write, woman! Sorry I can't help you with the potty-training question. I once pooped my pants at a playground. (I was four...teen! HAHA! No really, I was 30.) kristin: I really wanted to tag you after you admitted to the thing about not wanting a new song to start playing before you turned off the car. But I figured you had suffered enough. (And yes, I totally want to visit, but again, I figured you have suffered enough.) hills: Girl, get to writing. Or don't. See: Internet: No rules on, above. Now let's all take off our pants! (I don't know why I keep talking about taking my pants off, you guys. I am just really really really really tired. And not wearing any pants.) Sara: OF COURSE we can share quirks. This is the internet, baby! There are no rules! Free beer for everyone! I’m not wearing any pants!

kdiddy: I was all excited when I read that you made it through morning sickness without puking, but the crowded-abdomen no-warning horfing? YIKES. Thank goodness none of you are ever in close physical proximity to me. Also, thanks for the encouraging words about baby puke. And I suppose if my baby’s puke DOES contain alcohol and shame, then I have bigger fish to fry.

MLE: Let’s get together sometime soon and sob uncontrollably. Also, I know every single blessed word to ‘Baby Got Back.’ Are you me? But in convenient Denver form?

Shelli: Sack up and write, woman! Sorry I can’t help you with the potty-training question. I once pooped my pants at a playground. (I was four…teen! HAHA! No really, I was 30.)

kristin: I really wanted to tag you after you admitted to the thing about not wanting a new song to start playing before you turned off the car. But I figured you had suffered enough. (And yes, I totally want to visit, but again, I figured you have suffered enough.)

hills: Girl, get to writing. Or don’t. See: Internet: No rules on, above. Now let’s all take off our pants!

(I don’t know why I keep talking about taking my pants off, you guys. I am just really really really really tired. And not wearing any pants.)

]]> By: hills http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2008/08/27/dont-look-at-the-fat-ass-losers-and-freaks-look-at-me/#comment-584 hills Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:14:38 +0000 http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/?p=658#comment-584 "Thank goodness I avoided the sequel: Diseases Take Away Your Grandma!" - this made me laugh. Being tagged? Did not make me laugh. It kind of made me hyperventilate. Hey, can that be one of my quirks? Being tagged makes me hyperventilate because I'm not as witty as others and my quirks won't be funny, just crazy. Ha, I kid. Sort of. “Thank goodness I avoided the sequel: Diseases Take Away Your Grandma!” – this made me laugh.
Being tagged? Did not make me laugh. It kind of made me hyperventilate.
Hey, can that be one of my quirks? Being tagged makes me hyperventilate because I’m not as witty as others and my quirks won’t be funny, just crazy. Ha, I kid. Sort of.

]]> By: kristin http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2008/08/27/dont-look-at-the-fat-ass-losers-and-freaks-look-at-me/#comment-583 kristin Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:50:09 +0000 http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/?p=658#comment-583 Thank you for not tagging me. I would have done it, but I really don't think anyone needs anymore ammunition for mocking me. I give you enough of that voluntarily. I don't walk around barefoot either, but that has more to do with the constantly disgusting state of my floors than any phobia. Hey, YOU try to keep floors clean with dogs and cats running in and out and big man-boots tracking in sheep shit and straw every day. It is absolutely impossible. So, shoes, yes. Therefore, when you come visit me (YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO), your phobia will stand you in good stead. Thank you for not tagging me. I would have done it, but I really don’t think anyone needs anymore ammunition for mocking me. I give you enough of that voluntarily.

I don’t walk around barefoot either, but that has more to do with the constantly disgusting state of my floors than any phobia. Hey, YOU try to keep floors clean with dogs and cats running in and out and big man-boots tracking in sheep shit and straw every day. It is absolutely impossible. So, shoes, yes. Therefore, when you come visit me (YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO), your phobia will stand you in good stead.

]]> By: shelli http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2008/08/27/dont-look-at-the-fat-ass-losers-and-freaks-look-at-me/#comment-582 shelli Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:49:29 +0000 http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/?p=658#comment-582 curses! Argh, OK, Sure, I'm game. But people have to answer my potty training question first. ;) curses!

Argh, OK, Sure, I’m game. But people have to answer my potty training question first. ;)

]]> By: MLE http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2008/08/27/dont-look-at-the-fat-ass-losers-and-freaks-look-at-me/#comment-581 MLE Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:09:25 +0000 http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/?p=658#comment-581 Oh my God Becky*, I thought I was the only one re: the Elephant Man. His life! It was so sad! (For me it was junior high, not high school, so read even more emotional and mood-swingy) *look at her butt, it is so big, she looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends... Oh my God Becky*, I thought I was the only one re: the Elephant Man. His life! It was so sad! (For me it was junior high, not high school, so read even more emotional and mood-swingy)

*look at her butt, it is so big, she looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends…

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