Cheer & Jeer: This Is Why I’m Hot
September 18, 2009 at 9:31 am 10 comments
CHEER: I got my eyes checked yesterday, and I do not have astigmatism.
JEER: I need reading glasses.
…yeah.
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September 18, 2009 at 9:31 am 10 comments
CHEER: I got my eyes checked yesterday, and I do not have astigmatism.
JEER: I need reading glasses.
…yeah.
Entry filed under: And you KNOW THIS!. Tags: .
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Tara | September 18, 2009 at 9:53 am
Ah, but you can go find some sexy ones. Glasses are also good for Disapproving Looks ™
I’ve had glasses for over 10ys (I’m 26) so you can’t blame me for trying to spice things up a little…
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jiveturkey | September 21, 2009 at 8:57 am
I will greatly enjoy giving disapproving looks…
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MLE | September 18, 2009 at 10:35 am
Well isn’t that special!
(Sorry, I couldn’t resist!)
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jiveturkey | September 21, 2009 at 8:57 am
Someone had to say it! Thanks for taking one for the team.
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Chicago Friend of Said Turkey | September 18, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Girl please…your glasses will bring all the boys to the yard.
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jiveturkey | September 21, 2009 at 8:56 am
Thanks, doll. Glasses just freak me out in theory because of my adolescence spent in GIANT FUCKING PINK PLASTIC FRAMES. I know you understand.
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SF Reader | September 19, 2009 at 12:53 pm
JT, here’s why I hate your blog: every time I stop by and do a little reading I get really flippin mad that we didn’t ever really hang out when I lived in the ‘burgh. You’re awesome.
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jiveturkey | September 21, 2009 at 8:53 am
Hee! MOVE BACK!
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4th Reader of Said Turkey | September 19, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Ha! I triple-dog dare you to (after you go get your reading glasses, which I am sure will be cute and stylish and HAWT) costume yourself up like Church Lady for us but use your cute little glasses, and then post a photo. Come on. It’ll be special.
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jiveturkey | September 21, 2009 at 8:55 am
I already dressed up as the Church Lady back in high school for Halloween one year – I had a pretty awesome costume, complete with thrift-store reading glasses. LITTLE DID I KNOW. I think there is a picture around here somewhere…