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	<description>&#34;Oh stewardess! I speak jive.&#34;</description>
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		<title>Comment on Pinches by 4th Reader of Said Turkey</title>
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		<dc:creator>4th Reader of Said Turkey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:19:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When Son of 4th Reader was about a year old, he did fall over and knocked out one of his baby teeth.  About a year later, the dentist wanted to put in a spacer tooth so his other teeth didn&#039;t get all messed up.  Son, who was going through a large-machinery-phase at the time, immediately named said fake tooth &quot;John Deere.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When Son of 4th Reader was about a year old, he did fall over and knocked out one of his baby teeth.  About a year later, the dentist wanted to put in a spacer tooth so his other teeth didn&#8217;t get all messed up.  Son, who was going through a large-machinery-phase at the time, immediately named said fake tooth &#8220;John Deere.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Comment on Pinches by Marcy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marcy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I completely agree with you Amy.</description>
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		<title>Comment on Pinches by SF Reader</title>
		<link>http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/pinches/#comment-2117</link>
		<dc:creator>SF Reader</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That last picture of Sadie is so cute I can barely stand it! Ayayay.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That last picture of Sadie is so cute I can barely stand it! Ayayay.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Pinches by Amy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Amy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:14:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m probably treading on very thin ice, but....I think parents who don&#039;t vaccinate their kids are douches. It just falls in line with this hippie-dippie, I need to be my child&#039;s best friend way of child-rearing these days.

I met a woman who had a 3 year old boy and she was SO upset that everyone kept thinking he was a girl. But, um, his name was Morgan, and he had super long hair. She explained that, &quot;she&#039;s not going to cut it without his permission. Out of respect.&quot;

DOUCHE.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m probably treading on very thin ice, but&#8230;.I think parents who don&#8217;t vaccinate their kids are douches. It just falls in line with this hippie-dippie, I need to be my child&#8217;s best friend way of child-rearing these days.</p>
<p>I met a woman who had a 3 year old boy and she was SO upset that everyone kept thinking he was a girl. But, um, his name was Morgan, and he had super long hair. She explained that, &#8220;she&#8217;s not going to cut it without his permission. Out of respect.&#8221;</p>
<p>DOUCHE.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Pinches by Kerry</title>
		<link>http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/pinches/#comment-2115</link>
		<dc:creator>Kerry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:48:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>AHAHAHA poor baby douche.</description>
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		<title>Comment on Pinches by Shelli</title>
		<link>http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/pinches/#comment-2114</link>
		<dc:creator>Shelli</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just wait till she figures out that she can CHEW said cords. And the moment you take them away? POUT face.  

Ah, the &quot;hamdemic vaccine.&quot; you should make it an excuse to cone to NYC. I&#039;m just sayin&#039;... ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just wait till she figures out that she can CHEW said cords. And the moment you take them away? POUT face.  </p>
<p>Ah, the &#8220;hamdemic vaccine.&#8221; you should make it an excuse to cone to NYC. I&#8217;m just sayin&#8217;&#8230; <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Comment on Pinches by Swistle</title>
		<link>http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/pinches/#comment-2113</link>
		<dc:creator>Swistle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Got tears of love in my eyes over your definition of an informed decision.

Then when you called someone&#039;s baby a douche, I laughed so hard and so suddenly, I started coughing and hacking on my own inhaled spit.  I&#039;m sorry, I don&#039;t have an emoticon for that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Got tears of love in my eyes over your definition of an informed decision.</p>
<p>Then when you called someone&#8217;s baby a douche, I laughed so hard and so suddenly, I started coughing and hacking on my own inhaled spit.  I&#8217;m sorry, I don&#8217;t have an emoticon for that.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Pinches by hillary</title>
		<link>http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/pinches/#comment-2112</link>
		<dc:creator>hillary</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that helmet-wearing baby IS a douche</description>
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		<title>Comment on Pinches by amy</title>
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		<dc:creator>amy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I got my baby (He&#039;ll be one on Turkey day) the first H1N1 shot (&amp; he is in que for the second one on the 30th) But I can not find one for me...

My sone loves those cat hair covered cords too. &amp; He prefers cat toys to his human toys...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got my baby (He&#8217;ll be one on Turkey day) the first H1N1 shot (&amp; he is in que for the second one on the 30th) But I can not find one for me&#8230;</p>
<p>My sone loves those cat hair covered cords too. &amp; He prefers cat toys to his human toys&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Comment on PAY IT FORWARD: Pennies From Heaven by Swistle</title>
		<link>http://jiveturkey.wordpress.com/2009/11/18/pay-it-forward-pennies-from-heaven/#comment-2110</link>
		<dc:creator>Swistle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ANGELS are tossing us PENNIES to improve our lives?  Angels may be a little stupid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ANGELS are tossing us PENNIES to improve our lives?  Angels may be a little stupid.</p>
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