Where Have You Gone, Geeky Prop Comic?

July 27, 2007 at 2:11 pm 5 comments

Forget all this Lindsay Lohan drama (although the latest developments are pretty amusing – rumor has it she made a last-ditch attempt to pin her drunken driving on a black guy who happened to be in her posse that evening, explaining to the officers, “The black kid was driving.” You stay classy, Lindsay). Anyhoo, onto the issue at hand: Have you seen Carrot Top lately? If not, allow me to explain. This is what Carrot Top used to look like:



And here’s what we’ve got going on now:


“How d’ya like me NOW?!?!”

It seems to me that his new favorite props are probably GNC MegaMass, a needle full of steriods, and two shriveled balls. 

Here’s some sadistic food for thought, in the spirit of the Would You Rather books : Which one of those would you rather have comin’ at you for a clumsy grope after a night of downing Jager-bombs at the Comedy Cellar? I’m voting for the Chairman of the Board up there, solely based on the fact that I would probably be able to fight him off without getting black eyeliner all over my shirt.


Entry filed under: Gobble-gobble.

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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Husband of Said Turkey  |  July 27, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    Right after that photo was taken, he tore out the heart of the photographer, held it up and said, “Hey, look everyone! I got down to the HEART of the matter! Get it?!” HEART?!?!”

  • 2. Friend of Turkey  |  July 27, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    Can I leave a comment here?

  • 3. Friend of Turkey  |  July 27, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    I guess I can…yay!!

    His latest prop is a Maybelline True-Last EyeBrow Filler…in “Shadowy Chocolate.”

  • 4. jiveturkey  |  July 27, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    I have a feeling that Carrot Top’s life involves a lot of “Shadowy Chocolate.”

  • 5. Friend/Colleague/Alibi of Said Turkey  |  August 3, 2007 at 6:13 pm

    Pure, unadulterated nightmare fuel. Satan thy name is Carrot Top.


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