Where Have You Gone, Geeky Prop Comic?
Forget all this Lindsay Lohan drama (although the latest developments are pretty amusing – rumor has it she made a last-ditch attempt to pin her drunken driving on a black guy who happened to be in her posse that evening, explaining to the officers, “The black kid was driving.” You stay classy, Lindsay). Anyhoo, onto the issue at hand: Have you seen Carrot Top lately? If not, allow me to explain. This is what Carrot Top used to look like:
And here’s what we’ve got going on now:
“How d’ya like me NOW?!?!”
It seems to me that his new favorite props are probably GNC MegaMass, a needle full of steriods, and two shriveled balls.
Here’s some sadistic food for thought, in the spirit of the Would You Rather books : Which one of those would you rather have comin’ at you for a clumsy grope after a night of downing Jager-bombs at the Comedy Cellar? I’m voting for the Chairman of the Board up there, solely based on the fact that I would probably be able to fight him off without getting black eyeliner all over my shirt.
Entry filed under: Gobble-gobble.