Love, Thy Name is Guttenberg
My friend Bird was telling me about how she Googled an actor she used to have a crush on, just to see what he looked like now. She was…unpleasantly surprised, and also embarrassed that her younger self had pined for this guy who – through adult eyes – seems pretty much like a huge tool.
Because she is my friend and I love her, I laughed at her embarrassment. Then – to make up for it – I decided to remind her of a particularly shameful crush I harbored when I was in 4th grade. The object of my affection? Steve Guttenberg. I saw him in Three Men & A Baby, and well…the rest is excruciatingly lame history. I decided to email Bird a picture of my hunka-hunka-burnin’ Steve – since Bird had provided me with the same courtesy when sharing her former crush. I did a quick Google image search for “Steve Guttenberg,” and this was one of the very first pictures that came up:
Holy Mother of God. MY EYES!!!
I think this goes to show that 4th grade girls have horrible taste in men. Although if I had seen this picture when I was 10 years old, I’m pretty sure I could have skipped Sex Ed in 5th grade. What, is he smuggling kiwi fruit in there? Good Lord, Steve, put it away.
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