How To Tell If You’re An Asshole In One Easy Step
You look in the mirror and see this:
Meet Fred Phelps, best known for showing up at military funerals to helpfully inform grieving family members that their loved ones died because God hates homosexuals. Never one to be stingy about spreading his ministry, Mr. Phelps is now showering Minneapolis with his special brand of God’s word.
In his spare time, cuddly ol’ Grampa Phelps keeps busy maintaining his various websites, including godhatesfags.com, godhatessweden.com (really? Sweden?), and godhatesireland.com. After all, according to Fred Phelps, “We warned that the very leprechauns of Ireland are likely to be fags!”
Ok, so now he’s actually hating imaginary things. Although you have to wonder how he drew that conclusion about the leprechauns…
“Faith ‘n’ begorah! It takes a wee man to know how to please a wee man!”
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