How To Tell If You’re An Asshole In One Easy Step

August 10, 2007 at 10:08 am 4 comments

  1. You look in the mirror and see this:


Meet Fred Phelps, best known for showing up at military funerals to helpfully inform grieving family members that their loved ones died because God hates homosexuals. Never one to be stingy about spreading his ministry, Mr. Phelps is now showering Minneapolis with his special brand of God’s word.

In his spare time, cuddly ol’ Grampa Phelps keeps busy maintaining his various websites, including, (really? Sweden?), and After all, according to Fred Phelps, “We warned that the very leprechauns of Ireland are likely to be fags!”

Ok, so now he’s actually hating imaginary things. Although you have to wonder how he drew that conclusion about the leprechauns…


“Faith ‘n’ begorah! It takes a wee man to know how to please a wee man!”


Entry filed under: Taste my Backhand.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Husband of Said Turkey  |  August 10, 2007 at 10:12 am

    Wow. Why does God let people like this live while babies and puppies die?

  • 2. Chicago Friend of Said Turkey  |  August 10, 2007 at 10:37 am

    What a c*cksucker.

  • 3. Friend/Colleague/Alibi of Said Turkey  |  August 10, 2007 at 11:02 am

    They’re already lining up in hell to give this guy the mother of all ass-forkings.

    Did you ever see Michael Moore’s TheAwful Truth? He followed this guy around with a Winnebago full of gay guys with the word “SodomMobile” painted on the side.


  • 4. jiveturkey  |  August 10, 2007 at 11:20 am

    HAHA! I have not seen that, but need to immediately.


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