In Other News, Somewhere a Puppy is Dying RIGHT NOW
CNN.com ran a really positive, uplifting story today about the various ways your body is ravaged, butt-fucked, and bitch-slapped by aging.
I’m pretty sure this was my favorite excerpt:
“As early as age 20, people may notice the beginning signs of aging: fine wrinkles, thinning skin, loss of firmness in hands and neck, graying hair, hair loss and thinning nails. At age 30, the human body’s major organs begin to decline.”
In other words: By the time you are old enough to figure out what the fuck you are doing with your life, your body is a wrinkled, thin-skinned, hairless, flabby-necked, weak-nailed rotting pile of ass. Enjoy!
Next stop: pissing yourself and not remembering where you live!
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