When a Douche Repro-douches…

August 29, 2007 at 10:18 am 1 comment

… you get Bridget Moynahan & Tom Brady’s newborn son, John Edward Thomas Moynahan.

What up, Bridget? Is he a Kennedy? Because if not, that name is perilously close to one of my favorite British slang terms for a penis.

I still wish she would have gone with Defamer’s baby name suggestion: “Fuck Tom Brady.”

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Douche.

[Go Steelers!]

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“I hated her SO much…that…it…it…flame – flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heaving… breath…heaving breaths. Heaving breath.” Love Is…Never Having to Stop to Pee

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