When a Douche Repro-douches…
… you get Bridget Moynahan & Tom Brady’s newborn son, John Edward Thomas Moynahan.
What up, Bridget? Is he a Kennedy? Because if not, that name is perilously close to one of my favorite British slang terms for a penis.
I still wish she would have gone with Defamer’s baby name suggestion: “Fuck Tom Brady.”
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