No One Ever Said Ovaries Were Fair
So, there’s this woman. She has two kids. She was doing drugs around them, and when the cops tried to bust her for it, she THREW HER BABY AT THEM.
I’m just glad that people like her and Britney Spears were able to reproduce, aren’t you?
“Sorry, mom – I would have snapped his neck, but I had Cheerios crumbs in my Chi.”
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