I Wonder How Refunds Would Work…

September 25, 2007 at 10:57 am 3 comments

Apparently, hookers in Hungary are now being issued entrepreneurial permits, enabling them to hand out receipts for their…uh…services rendered.

So many questions! Are they itemized? Hand-printed or computerized? Can they be used as leverage when haggling with other prostitutes over pricing? Do you need to keep them for your expense reimbursements if you’re travelling on business?

Well, I’m all for it. It’s about damn time those lazy whores have to file taxes like the rest of us.


“OK, so that’s one blow job with extra ass-slaps, and a side of shameful weeping. Cash or charge?”


Entry filed under: Gobble-gobble.

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Husband of Said Turkey  |  September 25, 2007 at 11:13 am

    Would you like me to super-size those genital warts?

  • 2. Friend of Turkey  |  September 25, 2007 at 4:59 pm

    I’ll take two $50 gift cards, please.

  • 3. thethinker  |  September 30, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    That’s hilarious. I wonder what it says on the receipts.


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