“Girls, everything in your life will be borderline disgusting.”

October 9, 2007 at 8:59 am 2 comments

That’s what my 9th grade health teacher said before she pressed “play” on the VCR and the footage of a real, actual childbirth hit my unsuspecting eyes for the first time.

The more I read and learn about this whole pregnancy/childbirth/parenting thing, the more I realize that she knew what she was talking about.

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Yikes.

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Husband of Said Turkey  |  October 9, 2007 at 9:34 am

    Will our baby shoot out and cling to the doctor’s face, sucking the life force from his body?

    Reply
  • 2. jiveturkey  |  October 9, 2007 at 9:48 am

    I hope not. I don’t think our insurance covers that.

    Reply

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