Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot BLURRGH

October 10, 2007 at 10:42 am 2 comments

In what just might be the most delicious news of the day, the CDC has announced that Banquet brand chicken pot pies may be responsible for the latest salmonella outbreak.

Symptoms of salmonella include diarrhea, fever, and abdominal cramps. In other words, not much different from the usual reaction you’d get upon ingesting a meat-filled pastry available for purchase at most gas station convenience stores for $1.99.

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Diarrhea AND a chance to win a trip to the Daytona 500? Someone pinch me!

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Husband of Said Turkey  |  October 10, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    “Argh… I just shit my jumpsuit!” – Dale Earnhardt, Jr., says at this year’s Daytona 500.

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  • 2. Oh Noes! My Babby Has Chicken Pots! « Jive Turkey  |  December 12, 2007 at 10:40 am

    […] 2: The person who found my blog entry about tainted chicken pot pie by Googling “chicken pots symptoms.” It took me a while, but after puzzling over that […]

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