Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot BLURRGH
In what just might be the most delicious news of the day, the CDC has announced that Banquet brand chicken pot pies may be responsible for the latest salmonella outbreak.
Symptoms of salmonella include diarrhea, fever, and abdominal cramps. In other words, not much different from the usual reaction you’d get upon ingesting a meat-filled pastry available for purchase at most gas station convenience stores for $1.99.
Diarrhea AND a chance to win a trip to the Daytona 500? Someone pinch me!
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