Random Things That Make Me Sad

November 14, 2007 at 10:12 am 3 comments

Nothing says “Fuck it – I give up” more than a classified ad hawking used home gym equipment. Best case scenario: the seller got in great shape and has had to move on to a more challenging piece of machinery. Most likely scenario: the seller bought the equipment during a frenzied post-holiday fitness kick, used it for 3 days, and then settled their ass back on the sofa to watch Survivor with some Thin Mints.


The clothes hamper in the corner is a nice touch.


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