Gee, This Divorce Tastes Terrific!
So, I have a very close acquaintance who is going through a divorce. She’s also Catholic, and since I know firsthand just how wacky those Catholics can be, I got curious about the Catholic divorce process (which I imagined was something akin to “God hates divorce; proceed directly to hell”), and I decided to do a little research on the Internet.
Mission accomplished. I learned all about the process (which involves TRIBUNALS, for Christ’s sake — DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED), and I also found this handy bulleted list which gives some pointers to those Catholics who have a divorced pal but just…don’t know what to do about it. Here it is, in all its un-edited glory:
Did you catch that? Sixth bullet down?
Who made this list? My Great-Aunt Mamie?
I especially like how casserole gets ranked above prayer.
Nothing a little Cheesy Chicken Bake can’t fix.
Entry filed under: Gobble-gobble.