How Did God Punish People Before Email?
This forwarded email was sitting in my inbox this morning:
Give me a fucking break.
If God is wielding his Great and Mighty Hand based on whether or not I forward emails, then fuck it. I’m worshiping a lawn chair from now on.
Also, is that Jesus’s senior picture? I feel like he should be leaning on a giant “95” with a trombone in his hand.
Entry filed under: Taste my Backhand.