I Hear God Also Frowns on Illegal Left Turns, Under-Tipping and Neglecting to Flush
I told you all that masturbating would catch up with you, you adorable little snookums.
Oh, Catholic church. Did you really feel the need to clarify that pedophilia and drugs are bad (mm-kay)? Also, since when can you just update the list when you feel like it? Shouldn’t you – I don’t know – at least pretend you received the update via burning bush or a swarm of locusts or something? And did you really just say it was time to “modernize” the list? I mean, I understand the comic effect of using the word “modernize” in a discussion about a religion that still refuses to accept the use of birth control in the year 2008, but…were you being serious?
And you know, I don’t think Hollywood will appreciate you fucking around with the deadly sins. They made a perfectly good movie about that already, mister.
But these kinds of random additions might just be the wave of the future. How’s about setting up a Wikipedia page, so we can all join the fun? You know – think of a sin, post it online – and voila! That’s one less person who can glide into heaven by saying they simply had NO IDEA that trading organs on the black market was against the rules.
Yes, yes, Mr. Liver – you’re absolved of guilt by association. As long as you’ve never used a condom, you’ll be just fine.
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