Thanks a Million,

March 13, 2008 at 8:59 am 4 comments

For always giving me something new to worry about:


I think I’ll file this right above “Falling into the Grand Canyon,” but just below “Farm Vandals Tormenting My Alligators.”




Entry filed under: Gobble-gobble.

I Hear God Also Frowns on Illegal Left Turns, Under-Tipping and Neglecting to Flush Full of Sound and Fury

4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Husband of Said Turkey  |  March 13, 2008 at 10:34 am

    HAHA! So I have this vision in my head of a go-cart ramping off something and literally talking her scalp off. If that’s what happened, I hope there is a video. See this is something that’s horrific in real life but HILARIOUS in a Wayans Brothers movie.

  • 2. jiveturkey  |  March 13, 2008 at 10:44 am

    Oh, but there IS a video. Please go watch and tell me what it’s like, because I’m scared to watch it myself.

  • 3. Chicago Friend of Said Turkey  |  March 13, 2008 at 10:51 am

    Oh my GOD! What – was this woman 7 feet tall or something? I can’t watch the video either. Let me know what HoST says about it.

  • 4. 4th reader of said turkey  |  March 14, 2008 at 11:05 am

    Regarding the alligators, though, one of their kin seems to have gotten his revenge: Man Fleeing Police is Eaten by Alligator


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