Today in Rage

March 28, 2008 at 9:57 am 5 comments

Have you heard of Clocky? The plucky little alarm clock on wheels that JUMPS off your nightstand and rolls around your room trying to hide, beeping all the while?


Causes more homicidal rage before 9am than most people experience all day.


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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Husband of Said Turkey  |  March 28, 2008 at 10:06 am


  • 2. shelli  |  March 28, 2008 at 11:35 am

    Lawdy! All I can envision is absolute hilarity as three cats run around, chasing this thing, my toddler, asking “Eemah, what’s that, Eemah?,” and my partner and I cursing up a storm as we stub toes and crash into one another, trying to find the damn thing.


  • 3. jiveturkey  |  March 28, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    I say it’s only a matter of time before we see a Clocky-related wrongful death lawsuit. It’s a disaster waiting to happen.

  • 4. Hryckowian  |  April 15, 2008 at 11:10 am

    Finally! The perfect gift for people you loathe and want to drive insane!

  • 5. Meetzorp  |  April 15, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    How could anyone think this is a good idea?


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