You Serious, Clark?
First things first: I hope you all recognize the title to this post, because that is truly one of the most inspired movies of all time.
Secondly: My water broke about an hour ago – A MERE THREE HOURS after I was in a very crowded public restaurant where I could have made a scene and possibly gotten free dessert. The contractions have been coming every 6 or 7 minutes for about 3 hours, and don’t suck too bad yet. And yes, Eddie, I am serious: I WILL HAVE A BABY SOON OH MY HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK.
I will update as soon as I can – on Twitter before the blog, most likely. If my feed is down, just visit Twitter.com/JiveTurkey.
Holy shit. This is it. See you on the other side.
Entry filed under: Gobble-gobble.