Over to kdiddy’s site, specifically, because I have a guest post there today. No, really! Of course, I imagine she didn’t expect to have a post containing the phrase “rectal bleeding” on her blog, but hey, these are the surprises that keep life interesting.
Also interesting: THIS ALBUM COVER, which is what I found when I did a Creative Commons search for “welcome” images (I was going to make a joke about wearing out my welcome as a guest poster but who the fuck cares about THAT, because LOOK AT THOSE CREEPY MOTHERFUCKERS, THEIR FACES FRAMED IN A SUSPICIOUSLY VAGINAL FASHION).
(Like, seriously, what if the gynecologist looked up there and saw THAT during my annual exam? Wouldn’t that be…kind of awesome?)
Anyway. Go read! And then come back here and tell me what I should do about the friend request I got on Facebook from the woman whose kids I used to babysit, because I really don’t want to friend her and let her see all the dirty words I use on Facebook (I don’t want her thinking she used to PAY to leave her precious children with a sick-minded nutjob, although she totally did), but I feel rude ignoring her, especially because she sent me a message telling me how beautiful Sadie (my profile image) is. I mean, I’m a SUPER asshole if I ignore her now, right?
(Speaking of assholes, we have now come full circle [hee] with the rectal bleeding. GO READ!)
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