Well, This Has Been Fun
My apologies to anyone who has tried to contact me via email, Twitter, Flickr, tin can and string, Pony Express, etc. over the last few days. I have been totally out of commission, because Brad is currently IN THE FUCKING HOSPITAL with some BITCH WHORE MYSTERY ILLNESS.
Is bitch. Also: whore.
After three (THREE!!) fucking visits to the ER and one negative H1N1 test, we are awaiting the results of about ten bajillion other tests. And here’s the unfair part: for fear of spreading some unknown funk, Brad hasn’t held Sadie since Wednesday.
So not right, because everyone knows BIG CHEEKS = THE BEST MEDICINE.
Anyway, Brad actually worked up a hilarious guest post for me last week before things got all fucking House M.D. in this bitch, and I will be posting it soon. Right now I’m about to go visit my husband in the hospital, where I have to wear a mask and a gown and stay three feet away. It should be really hot.
Thank goodness I wore my beige socks.
UPDATE! It’s viral meningitis. Not serious, not contagious, and mostly likely the result of a cold we caught from Sadie a couple weeks ago. I AM SO FUCKING RELIEVED.
Congratulations, honey! You hospitalized Daddy.
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