Show Me That Smile Again
So, I was PLANNING on posting another PAY IT FORWARD! today (and it’s a doozy, I assure you), and I was already rushed because of the insane clusterfuckery that is two neurotic parents preparing to leave their preciouswonderfulperfectangelbaby with relatives for the weekend, and then last night when I was bathing Sadie, she grabbed my finger and started chewing and that’s when I felt…something sharp.
(Uh, by the way, have you seen this picture of Lil Jon in high school?
Yes, my GROWING-UP-WAY-TOO-FAST 6-month old is cutting her first tooth, which explains her recent ability to go from zero to OMG! FML! in less than 60 seconds. This is all happening just in time for our weekend away, meaning we are saddling her poor, unsuspecting aunt and uncle with a teething baby. I am currently feeling three things:
- Relief at being able to have someone else deal with Guy Smiley for the weekend;
- INSANE GUILT AND WORRY because me and my magical calming rack will not be around to soothe her;
- Sympathy for my brother-in-law and his wife.
Good Lord, I hope not. It’s going to be really hard to find a sitter after that.
Enjoy your weekend, Internet. See you on the other (much toothier) side.
Entry filed under: Gobble-gobble.