So, as you may have heard, our area of the country got a little bit of snow. I’m really tired of thinking and talking about it, so I’ve boiled it down to a few highlights:
- It snowed a whole shit ton;
- There is apparently one snowplow in the entire city of Pittsburgh;
- I have not stepped outside of the house since Friday afternoon.
Being housebound is one of those tricky things that can cross over from AWESOME! territory into SOMEWHAT HELLISH! territory very, very quickly. Allow me to explain:
Wearing pajamas for an entire weekend = AWESOME
Wearing pajamas for four days straight without the excuse of recent childbirth or major surgery and forgetting how to work things like “zippers” or “shoes” = SOMEWHAT HELLISH
Cozy indoor time with family = AWESOME
Cozy indoor time with family with only two waffles left in the freezer = SOMEWHAT HELLISH
Your office being closed two days in a row = AWESOME
Your husband’s office being closed three days in a row because the people who run your office must think you’re some kind of fucking Iditarod champion who can magically manage to get her ass to work even though every other major institution within a five mile radius of our office is closed = DEFINITELY HELLISH
Anyway, I apologize for my absence around these parts. I really have no excuse, except that I’ve been enjoying the shit out of some glorious consecutive daycare-free days with the shorty. It’s been nice to be offline…although it hasn’t been much of a conscious choice. More like I just happen to find something else to do (NAPPING) while Sadie takes a nap (LIKE PERHAPS NAPPING).
I’ll write more later when I’m not dead-ass tired (wearing elastic waistbands is so exhausting), but right now I’ve got to catch up on the lives of all you lovely blogging pretties. Maybe one of you even left the house within the last 24 hours!
Entry filed under: Gobble-gobble.