Some Guys Like To Hit It and Quit It…
I was going to post a PAY IT FORWARD! today, but what I have to share instead far surpasses even the most awesomely horrific animated gifs.
EVEN a glittery pic of Pretty Ricky.
(I have no idea who these people are. Does anyone? Besides maybe Ricky?)
So, I received an email from lovely JT reader Gaby this morning. She informed me that – while she was searching for baby shower ideas on Google – she came across this photo of a very, very pregnant me. On a message board. For a mulitplayer online fantasy role-playing game. In a thread titled “HIOFI.”
(That’s “Hit It or Forget It,” for all you olds out there like me who had no idea what the fuck that meant.)
Let’s recap: My pregnant self. On a message board. For weird, possibly-cape-wearing people to leer at and judge whether or not they’d be up for a slice.
Internet, I love the Internet.
I suppose I should be thoroughly grossed out by this, and I guess I am a little skeeved, but mostly? I think this is quite possibly the most hilariously absurd thing that has ever happened to me.
And not to brag, but most of those nerds said they’d totally hit it.
(I am ignoring the person who said it looked like triplets were on the way.)
I see there are some new comments on the second page, mostly spurred by my lovely husband who registered this morning to share that he did, in fact, hit it. (You will recognize his comment from his classy screen name, “preggo_effer.”)
In conclusion, I hope you have a lovely Friday and a marvelous weekend.
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