Some Guys Like To Hit It and Quit It…

February 19, 2010 at 11:56 am 21 comments


I was going to post a PAY IT FORWARD! today, but what I have to share instead far surpasses even the most awesomely horrific animated gifs.

EVEN a glittery pic of Pretty Ricky.

(I have no idea who these people are. Does anyone? Besides maybe Ricky?)

So, I received an email from lovely JT reader Gaby this morning. She  informed me that – while she was searching for baby shower ideas on Google – she came across this photo of a very, very pregnant me. On a message board. For a mulitplayer online fantasy role-playing game. In a thread titled “HIOFI.”

(That’s “Hit It or Forget It,” for all you olds out there like me who had no idea what the fuck that meant.)

Let’s recap: My pregnant self. On a message board. For weird, possibly-cape-wearing people to leer at and judge whether or not they’d be up for a slice.


Internet, I love the Internet.

I suppose I should be thoroughly grossed out by this, and I guess I am a little skeeved, but mostly? I think this is quite possibly the most hilariously absurd thing that has ever happened to me.

And not to brag, but most of those nerds said they’d totally hit it.

(I am ignoring the person who said it looked like triplets were on the way.)

I see there are some new comments on the second page, mostly spurred by my lovely husband who registered this morning to share that he did, in fact, hit it. (You will recognize his comment from his classy screen name, “preggo_effer.”)

In conclusion, I hope you have a lovely Friday and a marvelous weekend.

Even if no one named “Sith_Mauler” said they’d totally do you.


Entry filed under: And you KNOW THIS!.

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21 Comments Add your own

  • 1. HoST  |  February 19, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    Well, among all the filthy comments, at least I found this as someone’s avatar.

    Oh, ninja dance. I love you.

  • 2. Mermanda  |  February 19, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    1. Where did they get that photo of you!? How completely creepy.

    2. High Five! A bunch of video game nerds want to bone you!

    3. Oh, except that one guy. What does he know? Virgin.

    4. I think Brad should change his twitter handle to preggo_effer. It suits him well.

  • 3. Marcy  |  February 19, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    I think you need to register as “mother lover” and say you would totally hit that!

  • 4. kdiddy  |  February 19, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    I kind of need a shower after looking at that site.

  • 5. Swistle  |  February 19, 2010 at 1:38 pm


  • 6. MLE  |  February 19, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    In case you have not read my archives, let me show you the weirdest thing that ever happened to me on the internet.

    The worst part is that it is still out there. If you google my original name, it’s one of the hits that comes up!

    (Also, I’d totally hit it. You know, if I swung that way. And you weren’t married.)

  • 7. littleelle  |  February 19, 2010 at 3:08 pm



    this is genius.

  • 8. Chicago Friend of Said Turkey  |  February 19, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    Hit it.

  • 9. Laura  |  February 19, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    Congratulations? 😉

  • 10. Stephanie Z  |  February 19, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    Umm, oh, well then. Good lord! I think that about sums my feelings up. LOL.

  • 11. Amy  |  February 19, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    Ah, flattery comes in all forms, no?

  • 12. JustLinda  |  February 19, 2010 at 11:03 pm

    I’d totally bank that as a complete validation of my hotness. hahaha

  • 13. 4th Reader of Said Turkey  |  February 20, 2010 at 12:57 am

    JT, if only your arms hadn’t been covering up your awesome rack in that photo, they ALL would have said “Hit it.” Lesson learned.

  • 14. Dana  |  February 20, 2010 at 9:55 am

    I agree with JustLinda. Just be glad these video game freaks can’t really track you down. Oh and I’d totally spam the original poster if I was you.

  • 15. sweetbird  |  February 20, 2010 at 11:42 am

    I don’t use this term lightly –

    O. M. G.

    Wow. That’s something, ain’t it? I’m glad you’re able to take it so well. I would be totally creeped out by all of it.

    Bonus Internet points to Brad for joining in the conversation. I guess you’ll be googling yourself much more frequently now, eh?

  • 16. kristin @ going country  |  February 20, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    Ew. Just . . . ew.

  • 17. Holly Jane  |  February 22, 2010 at 1:05 am

    That is fantastic! Neckbeards and hambeasts would totally do you!

    I was trying to google an image for “vintage librarian” and discovered that the third image on the search is ME, mostly naked. Aii! Evidently I am the “Recalcitrant Librarian”. Thanks, google.

  • 18. Kylan  |  February 22, 2010 at 10:05 am

    Is it just me or is the edition title “feed us” particularly creepy?

    Oh, and yeah, undoubtedly: hit it.

  • 19. Paige  |  February 22, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    I was a little skeeved out about the person that said that they had already hit it. I feel much less skeeved out knowing that it was Brad posting it.

    I don’t want to say that this is amazing, but it is.

  • 20. The New Girl  |  February 23, 2010 at 3:42 am

    How does that even HAPPEN?


    I like the guy who woulda 9 months ago but who’s NOT ABOUT to hit it NOW.

    SUUUUUUURE, dude. I believe that.

  • 21. hiofi  |  October 11, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    Hey, pregnant women are beautiful!

    Not something I’d expect on a hit it or forget it thread, but I think it’s great if a husband and wife can still keep it hot when they’re expecting. 🙂


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