Things I Do Not Recommend, Vol. I
- Choosing to hold your 12-month-old daughter in your lap while she receives three shots — based on the fact that all previous immunizations have not traumatized you like everyone said they would (leaving you to assume you are a cold, hard shell of a woman) — only to realize that, when she sits in your lap, you will feel her little body tense and tremble with pain, and your own chest will rattle with her terrified shrieks and wow, that was pretty much the worst feeling, like, EVER.
Thank goodness she had her sunglasses, so she didn’t have to suffer the indignity of reddened eyes on the way out to the car.
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