Walk It Out
‘Sup, Internet? Nothing new here. Just walking everywhere, whatever. It’s boring, but it’s part of my life.
Later. I got some stuff I gotta take care of.
Sometimes I walk in my pajamas — no big.
Did I mention that OMG WALKING IS THE MOST FUN EVARRR?!?1!
I also insist on climbing every set of stairs I see. And I climb them one foot per stair, too — none of this two-feet-on-each-stair pussy bullshit around here, damn. What do you think I am, a baby?
I’M WONDER WOMAN. Recognize.
And if there’s a set of stairs within a five mile radius you don’t want me to climb? Bitch, you’d better hope I don’t see them! Because if I do, I WILL BE CLIMBING THEM. And if you try to stop me, I will make everyone within earshot believe you are skinning me alive. Such is the hell I will unleash.
Does this look like the hair of a reasonable person?
Aw, shit. I’m just playin’. Now come over here and give me some sugar.
The things I do for you people…
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