Jive Turkey keeps it real in Pittsburgh,PA with her funky-fresh husband, bad-ass cat, and supa-fly shorty (born in April ’09). She isn’t easily offended, but mean comments about her Mama will be deleted with a quickness. Is Jive Turkey going to have to slap a bitch?

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9 Comments Add your own

  • 1. myfoodcoma  |  March 12, 2008 at 12:37 am

    Wouldn’t you rather (as Wayne Brady would say) choke a bitch than slap one?

    De-lurking here to say that you just made killing time at the office very enjoyable.

  • 2. jiveturkey  |  April 9, 2008 at 10:09 am

    Choke a bitch? Heavens, no. I’m not an animal.

    Glad I could help you enjoyably kill time in work-related hell.

  • 3. Mawly  |  April 11, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    You finally deciding to go in to labor (or is it into labor?) gave me time to catch up on your blog. I quake in the face of your blog discipline. Go raise a hilarious child…


  • 4. Marcy  |  June 25, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    I’ve been reading your blogs and they are great! I laughed & cried all in about 2 minutes and I’m not pregnant. I can totally relate to your stories though. I’m a mom to two daughters, 20 mos. & 5 mos. Being a mom is really the hardest job you will ever love.

    Keep up the great story tellin’!

  • 5. Amy  |  August 16, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    You know you’re funny when you can make a mom of a 3YO in the hospital laugh. Granted, she’s finally okay and we’re being discharged

    …but thank goodness

    1. My husband, being the brainchild of this duo, included the laptop in my bag
    2. The building had free WiFi
    3. I found you.

    …because the last 2 days have sucked ass and I desperately needed some comic relief.

    May your precious Sadie girl never be sick or have to be around machines. The uncool kind.

    No doubt I will continue to enjoy your updates under happier circumstances!


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  • 7. magdalena  |  February 22, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    laughing my over-sized ass off… oh my lord, make it stop…
    This is some good shit JT. My stomach muscles haven’t hurt this much since my C-section.

  • 8. Kim Brobeck Hill  |  May 4, 2010 at 9:00 am

    Umm…you are awesome! Nuff said!!

  • 9. sweetbird  |  May 19, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    i’m too lazy to use email. i saw this while stumbling and thought it was just another stupid forward, but it turned out to actually be cute. made me think of your pay-it-forward pieces, nevertheless.



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