Posts filed under ‘Deep Thoughts’

Deep Thoughts: Parenting

Time for Deep Thoughts again, Internet.

I know, right?



July 16, 2010 at 2:09 pm 33 comments

Deep Thoughts: Religion

Internet, I think I may be an atheist, and it’s all thanks to this woman:

It’s moments like these when the absurdity of life hits you square in the balls. Or ovaries. Or….balls?


March 23, 2010 at 11:58 am 55 comments

Deep Thoughts: Careers

A’ight, you guys. Thanks for giving me your blessing to proceed with posting my Deep Thoughts. In fact, I created a special category for these posts on my blog, so you know right away when shit’s about to get all contemplative up in here, and you can read on/navigate away to Selleck Waterfall Sandwich accordingly.

Lest we forget our inspiration.


March 3, 2010 at 1:00 pm 59 comments

Pittsburgh Bloggers


Whatchu Twitterin’, Jive Turkey?

  • One of my costumes was worn in The Little Foxes on Broadway and I will probably never take it… 1 day ago
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